The results are in! KANPAI!

Well, it would seem this snap election was more than a good move for Koizumi, whose numbers were slipping prior to the dissolving of parliament. Ooooh, the power of the PM! What does this mean for me?? Absolutely nothing! I won't live here past next year so the mail system can just...err...be maily! But I would like to see harsher penalties for bike riders who can't drive straight! Oh, wait, that would be everybody. I swear Japanese people walk and ride bikes like tornadoes! If there is one thing I learned from living in Indiana most of my life, it's that AAHHHHH! Tornado coming! Everybody run and hide, or you will die now!